email from God

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 13:34:34

E-mail from God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was
going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth.
When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and
only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to
get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time too. When the
angel
returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true The earth is in decline;
95% are
misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5%, who were being good,
because
he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help
them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either

Post 2 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 13:44:08

Maybe god didn't set up his pop3 settings in outlook to be able to send the email. lol.
Anyway i didn't find it that funny.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 13:56:44

lollol, love it!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 19:42:59

I got mine, but I thought it might be a virus so I deleted it.
Thanks Carla.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 27-Aug-2006 23:01:43

I got mine and programmed a virus into it and forwarded it to Bob.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 0:10:36

Good one, Becky. I'm speechless.